She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late