I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......