oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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