I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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