No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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