Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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