you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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