Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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