this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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