apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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