It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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