Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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