Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Are we still banned from the library?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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