so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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