Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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