I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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