I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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