he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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