I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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