So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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