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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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