he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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