Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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