piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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