Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
