Don't make out with my wife yet
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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