They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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