ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
