Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.

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(562): View more from California

Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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(209): View more from California

I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back

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(406): View more from Montana

I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.

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