you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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