you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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