Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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