We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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