It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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