It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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