Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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