sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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