This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I cut my penus on the lid.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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