Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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