If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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