hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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