only you would photoshop your dick
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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