you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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