so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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