come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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