and she was petting her beer can
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize