i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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