Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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