dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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