with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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