She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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