This girl is more easily done than said...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
