how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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