I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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