You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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