You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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