I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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