I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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