walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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